With a yo-ho-ho, and a tripa-la-ti-do, Somalian pirates we! ♪♫ [These guys are relentless!!! =( ]

Not having 24/7 internet isn't so bad at all. =D

It feels like dial-up again... huhuhuhu.

Wireless Broadband. The closer to the clouds you are, the less signal you get.

Next time, check first if your broadband connection's signal reaches the room you're moving in, ok Kai?

Two work days followed by two rest days then six work days. Following trends, I should be on rest days the eves of Christmas and New Year.

"Prosecutors OK murder charges vs Ampatuan: Other Ampatuans now considered suspects -- DOJ" - http://tinyurl.com/ykfu5ps

I've come to think that ever since I entered the customer service industry, my standard on it has increased a lot. Good/Bad/Lobster?

Engaging in an online chat with a Bank of America agent. I always wonder if these guys are for real. xD

Dropping in to say... I don't have the internetz. One more week and I'll be back on the mainstream. Until then, take care. =)

Yahoo! still doesn't have free POP services? Utter fail.

Tonight we floss in hell!! http://ping.fm/4Mvyj

I really think weight gain should be as much as an issue as weight loss. It's costs more, too.

It's so hard to gain weight.

I decided to step on a weighing scale while waiting for my turn at the clinic. Thought I gained enough to tip 130 but the scale said 122.FML

Day 3 complete.

Congratulations Dadi Orvil and Mami Joan!!! Welcome to the world, Kasandra =)

I don't know what to make of this... http://ping.fm/usP29

Last... http://ping.fm/Oltrs

But before that... http://ping.fm/EWAdp

Off to the clinic. Blasted nasal passages!

I can now see what Google is trying to accomplish with ChromeOS. George Orwell might be on to something when he wrote 1984. Late, but yeah.

SAY WHAT?!?!!?!?! "Cop Tasers and Arrests a 10-Year Old Girl For Throwing a Fit" - http://tinyurl.com/y8jkvsy

Kai wants: "Bitch-Busting, Ammo-Counting Aliens Gun Is Real, Scary" - http://tinyurl.com/ylyukbo

I really SHOULD hit the sack. G'nyt folks. Day 2 of 6 will commence in a few hours.

"They said the captain goes down with the ship. So when the world ends will God go down with it? ♪♫" - FOB : What A Catch, Donnie

I'm stumped. O_o http://ping.fm/QeWIR

"Fate is against me in health and virtue, driven on and weighted down, always enslaved." - O Fortuna

"Sors salutis et virtutis michi nunc contraria, est affectus et defectus semper in angaria. " - O Fortuna

I've known Tekken all these years only to find out that we have a representative: Mokujin/Tetsujin.

Addicting > http://www.sporcle.com/

Poor ghosties and zombies, for all you know they're moaning for help. What do they get? Exorcisms and shotguns to the head.

I am zero on cash at hand, and BDO won't transact properly [their ATM or others.] FML.

I can't believe it. I'm actually deleting my Vista folders. xD

I. AM. HUNGRY.

Blugh. (sick)

Isn't it sad when you have a cold? All your senses start to quit functioning properly. Will retire for the meantime. Zzzngk.

Stuffy nose. Can't sleep again. =(

Dear Mythbusters, it pains me to see working cars being blown up. Can you at least pass me one? The sports Corvette was pretty.

Good morning zombies!! xD

Again, the only way to appreciate a meteor shower is if you're away from the city lights. Like, really far away.

Anyone else who finds this piece of news sad? http://ping.fm/thsOp

Tonsilitis, dripping nose... oh hellz. (sick)

Maximize your load! Buy P40 Register 2xImmortalcall. You'll get 10mins+100txt to G/TM+20 free txt to other networks. Magsawa ka!

Meteor showers are best viewed in places away from city lights. Good luck if you're in the middle of one.

The new Beyonce/Gaga MV is an epileptic seizure waiting to happen.

Tonsilitis. Blugh. (sick)

NOSTALGIA UPDATE!!!! http://ping.fm/FY5XB

"8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invented Decades Ago" - http://tinyurl.com/ylmbcva

No, this is not the era that invented IM'ing... http://ping.fm/zqrZR

Shawarma breath. It's ok if it's Jacob's Turkish Shawarma. Lol.

One more shift. Just... one more.

Here comes "The Matrix" http://ping.fm/Qo8lX

This past week felt incredibly slow--like it's been a month.

I've got troubled thoughts with the self-esteem to match... this ain't a scene it's a goddamn arms race... where is your boy tonight? -FOB

I can think of a million other ways for the ladies to look prettier... but this bites the cake. http://ping.fm/CBc2H

It's too early to be sleepy... but here goes. zzzngk!

Off to work...

10.30 already? Sigh. Shower, hit.

Quick! One word that rhymes with ORANGE!! Winner gets virtual cookie. =)

I'm never gonna give you up http://ping.fm/Xt48y

Search your feelings... http://ping.fm/71Ptp

Thinking of You http://ping.fm/JEaNe

Ouch. http://ping.fm/xchdL

Teaching kids to fear anyone strange or different from themselves manifests itself later as a fear of pretty much the entire outside world.

Clowns are running for political positions now. How sad.

At starbucks waiting for Mich so she can complete her stickers...

Di porke sa Mindanao nangyari, MILF na agad may kasalanan... http://ping.fm/Ye5J4

Samtayms wen we tats... http://ping.fm/2a6RN

Can I get this on a shirt? http://ping.fm/EcRiB

Eto na pala si El Niño... http://ping.fm/m2y7i

New virus uses your hard disk for child porn storage. http://ping.fm/KVLN0

Libreng bigas na may bokbok. Way to go, DepEd/NFA. http://ping.fm/7TkRo

MTV Emerge, vote for Spasm, too. =) http://ping.fm/Jr8YE

WHAT?! PAGSURE, KOYA!! http://ping.fm/X2pCL

In this discussion about the differences of Win and OSX. This guy just can't understand that I'm saying "it's all about the money... dumdum"

So I gots me a preview invite of GoogleWave, and I have news for us in the Philippines. OUR AVERAGE SPEEDS CAN'T HANDLE IT.

A majority of this world worships in front of the image of a bloody, beaten demigod that was left to die on an ancient torture device...

LSS: The Nearness of You. This coffeeshop's been playing versions of it for the past hour...

I'll probably watch This Is It if only for Orianthi. =D

You know what this means? Madden: Pet Society Edition http://ping.fm/LKrbf

Ulzzang, or "You're Only Pretty When Smothered With Makeup." http://ping.fm/7Vq6O

Not a lot of people know this, but my #1 pet peeve is seeing txt-style words outside the realms of my cellphone's inbox (and twitter).

"40. Giving someone your undivided attention during a social interaction
Status: Showing signs of illness" - http://tinyurl.com/nx53bp

"29. Using proper grammar and punctuation
Status: On life support" - http://tinyurl.com/nx53bp

Remember when an 80MB drive was the pinnacle of luxury? I do. http://bit.ly/38eLoC

Anti-virus softwares are just a layer of protection. It won't help you if you keep clicking everything.

Ok, maybe not President.... congressman?

Manny Pacquiao for President?

The only reason why iPhones are such a hit in America is because they are so strict on China-phone imports... xD

Results of yesterday's theory: Hot drink on a hot day is better.

I bought a hot drink to test the theory: "It's better to drink hot than cold on a hot day." Results later.

Hi-ho, hi-ho... It's off to work I go. ♪♫

GMA to run as VP or congressperson? Sigh.

No, seriously. Why is it all LADIES LADIES LADIES. So gender discriminative. >:( Us guys need a roof over our heads too, y'know.

Looking for a new pad. Why is it that it's cheaper for the ladies, huh? I smell some gender discrimination here.

Logging out. Kbai. G'night cybergs.

About to hit the showers... workweek starts tonight.

Lunch = Happy Tummy <3

I'm reminded by the empty echo in my stomach that I haven't had lunch yet.

Eye(s) just can't keep awake. Sleep tight cybergs.

It's fun browsing through online photos using Cooliris =)

These ImprovEverywhere guys are AWESOME!!!

Guys on Win7, have you figured out a way to use the webcam on YM? Mine doesn't seem to detect it exists.

SUN is all screwed-up again. Is it because it's Friday? Hmm....

Imagine the surprise when I found out good agents [like me] were given a bonus. :3 thanks for the tip, @michfernando!

Out with some AdDU peeps last night. Had a blast! Still can't remember the Morning Offering prayer, though. Sayang nung 500. x33

What Happens in Shipwrecks

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.


They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.


After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.


She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.


It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.


Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.


So, they buried Susie.

A merry Guy Fawkes day to all. =)

Remember, remember, the 5th of November...

THIS IS IT is breaking boxoffice sales? Gits are cashing in on Jacko's death. Tsk.

Is it too early for Christmas songs? Or are my next door neighbor's speakers just too loud? I'm annoyed. Can they shut it? >:(

Off to work. Hello America!

My work now involves thinking outside the box while sitting in it. All you can do is think, not step out of the confines of policy.

LSS: Low Shoulder - Through The Trees [OST Jennifer's Body]

Lunch, anyone? =)

I'm saying goodbye to Norton360 [or at least this version that's not running properly on Win7]. Lol.

I'm sick right now, but I'm also invited to a birthday bash right now. Dilemma.

Good morning world. Still not feeling well today. =(